How to influence others and yourself

Kate has been practicing batting her eyes and smiling when making grand requests. (E.g. Can I have some more Rice Crispies? Frantic eyelash fluttering.)

She then remarked, "I'm so cute I make myself laugh."

Conversation

At least there's a high point

Dad, interviewing Kate about her day: What was the best part of today?

Kate: I got a new book to read.

D: That's great. What part of your day didn't you like?

K [pauses and thinks]: Getting up.

Lemons

If life hands out lemons, you can make, uh, sad faces and wait for dad to fix the swing set.

Efficiency is a Matter of Patience

To consume a larger amount of food, you can either give the kid more servings or increase the size of the bowl.