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Jane: I want Cheez-Its® for breakfast.

Dad: Cheez-Its aren't breakfast food. They're for snacks.

Jane: Okay, I want a snack.

À La Carte

Jane: How come you gotta have 3 kids?

Mom: Because I wanted to have you.

Jane: But you really just need one.

Mom: Which one?

Jane: Me!

Growing Pain

Jane: My leg hurts.

Dad: Why does it hurt?

Jane: Because I ate a lot of food.