False Advertising

While driving along on vacation reading the signs on the road.

Kate: Hooters? What's that?

Mom: I think it's a store that sells owl stuff.

Kate: Mom, don't be silly. It's obviously a restaurant owned by a man named Hooter.

Maximum Cuteness

Dad [following a particular cute response]: Lily, could you be any cuter?

Lily [thoughtfully]: Hmm, I don't think so.

Love Recipient

Jane [in a voice only a three-year-old can muster]: Dad, did you know I love you?

Dad: I do now.

Jane [flatly, picking up the stuffed horse next to her]: Did you know the horsey loves you, too?

Dad: That's news.