Thursday, January 15, 2009

It was a small bubble.

Kate: [upon seeing her school clothes laid out for the morning]: Mom, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but you got two shirts for me.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Manners are a matter of context and understanding.

Dad: Would you like syrup on your french toast?

Kate: Always.

Dad: 'Always' doesn't sound like the word 'please.'

Kate: I took it as a 'please.'

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Nibbling makes it go too quickly.

Andy [after dinner but before dessert]: I'm sucking my thumb I'm so hungry.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

On some level it's all alchemy.

[Dad is in the middle of reading Snow White to Jane.]

Kate: I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?

Dad: Can I make you a poisoned apple?

K: You're a musician, dad, not a scientist.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Cold Snap

Kate: My fingers are too freezing to snap.

Dad: If your fingers freeze and you try to snap do they break like ice?

K: No. They get too cold and the water makes it slippery.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Spanish has some flexibility

Kate [rebuffing Jane's insistence]: Four words. No. Way. Jo. Sé.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

What's in a name?

Kate [while playing with the lego set Stacey sent us]: He's going to jail because he's a Robert.