After Aunt Rie tossed Kate off the couch while tickling her, Kate fell on one of my favorite fish bowls from Pearl River Mart and broke it in half. Everyone tried to cast around the blame. I asked Kate, "Who's fault is it really?" She grinned and pointed at Aunt Rie. "What about Mom, she didn't put her bowl in the sink?" Marie asks.
"Well, she doesn't have a very good thinking brain."
Easily demonstrated by the fact that I have lost my wallet 30 times or more.
Extra story: But my brain does think better than the employees at Wal-Mart who were holding my wallet in the lost and found.
"What color is your wallet?"
"Black."
"Can you show me some ID?"
"... um no, it's in the wallet."
Manager looks at my
photo ID, "and your name?"
"... um, yeah."