Andy, Jane, and Kate

Christmas Day 2008

Like Cheney

Kate: If we knew a secret agent, they wouldn't be secret anymore. They would just be an agent.

Green like broccoli

Kate: Do you know the difference between an ogre and a princess?

Dad: What is it?

Kate: An ogre is green and she is not.

Snappily

Kate (while wiggling her toes furiously): I'm trying to snap my toes.

Nutrition

Kate: If I ate a chcolate cake for breakfast, went to school, and played on the playground, then when I was on the balance beam I would fall over because of the fat.

Poisoned Apple

Poisoned apples don't actually induce sleep with one bite. It takes several.

Pillow chat

Dad [after having just 'borrowed' Kate's pillow]: I'm comfy.

Kate: Yeah, but you're not cozy.