Sunday, November 22, 2009

Fire Chain of Events

Jane [Immediately after dad gets the (real) fire in the fireplace going]: Is that fire?

Dad: Yes, and what happens if you touch it?

Jane: It hurts me?

Dad: Yes, you'll get burned. It will hurt very bad.

Jane: And I'll have to go to the hospital?

Dad: Yes.

Jane: And get surgery?

Dad: Um, sure.

Jane: And lost of other stuff?

Dad: Yes, lots of stuff.

Jane: And then I'll get presents?

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