Rock star

As loving, attentive parents, we recognize our duty to instill a sense of exploration and ambition in our children. This particularly applies to future career selection. Although Andy claims he would prefer a career in meat processing or corporate tax, we have been aggressively encouraging him to form a rock band and live life to its full potential. We've got a long way to go, and some money to raise along the way, but he's got potential. And, for now, he's not resisting enough to stop us.



I'm hoping to be well supported in my golden years.